Chuck recieves a heart transplant

I have heard some news about everyones friend Chuck (known to some as “a battler”, “the tireless worker”, and praised by all for always getting the job done, even if it is at a slightly more laid back pace). Recentally he had to undergo heart transplant surgery. The transplaned heart was taken from a named donor, Adrian Mark Dalton. The good news is that despite the surgeon dropping the heart on the floor the operation was a complete success. Chuck claims to be feeling “fast and frisky” however he is under close temperature observation by hospital workers for the time being.

He is looking forward to going back to his family and expects to be released from the Princess Alexandra hospital where his surgery took place at approximately 5pm today. When asked if he would still continue his original job he claimed “I have never been more qualified, I feel as if this surgery has given me a new start in life, and I hope to be more efficient in the future”. He is also looking forward to a few relaxing days break playing a few games, of which apparentally Warcraft III and Battlefield 1942 are among his favorites.

The only slight controversy on the day was with the old heart, with claims that it was taken to be sold on the black market. An high up source who wishes not to be named said apparentally the going rate was $50, which included the cooling ice box at no extra charge.

Chuck hopes this will be the last time he is hospitalised, however there is a rumour he will need some neural corrective treatment (possibly administered at his home) to cure him of his unusual fear of windows.

That’s all from me, I shall keep you posted.

A very relieved,

Will.