PR NEWSWIRE: Tony Abbot amends list of things he “doesn’t believe”

PR NEWSWIRE: After some weekend deliberation over a bottle of scotch in a scientific setting, Tony Abbot amends list of things he “doesn’t believe”:

• Humans are not the cause of climate change
• Smoking doesn’t cause lung cancer
• and even if it did, then second hand smoke certainly wouldn’t anyway
• HIV doesn’t cause AIDS
• The earth is not spherical

Sorry mate. But some things you are free to “believe” or “not believe”. These are things like your religion (for you, apparently in the “believe” category, at least on paper). But when it comes to science. Either get a qualification and debate the science in the right forum, or shut the fuck up.