A Concise Guide to Social Media
2010-04-22 23:48or, the role of social media in today’s internet
Facebook – Useful way to keep in touch with (or keep tabs on) people you can’t really be arsed keeping in touch with (or stalking) for real.
Twitter – fun way to communicate with friends and receive news in a nicely abridged fashion, without all the other cruft.
StatusNet – an open source version of twitter, without all the users (follow them on Twitter)
Buzz – it’s integrated with GMail
LinkedIn – add your boss to your network, and get linked to all his pals, many of who are bosses of their own companies in the same industry – neato!
Email – useful way to keep in touch with Dave
Orkut – it’s kind of like Facebook, except Brazillians use it for hooking up
Microsoft LIVE profile – is to Facebook what Windows 98SE is to OS X Snow Lepoard
LiveJournel – like a private diary, except shared with the world
Flickr – cool photo sharing site with (slightly) less of a focus on pets, and (slightly) more of a focus on photography as an artform. At least, it is if you want it to be…
World of Warcraft – get a satisfying feeling – one so desperately lacking in the rest of your life – of achieving something
Blogs – useful place for rants, and posting shit you may like to recall
Blogger – as with blogs, but banned in China
craigslist – like the personals section in a newspaper, but without the cryptic acronyms
del.icio.us – Ctrl+D on steroids
MySpace – some website with lots of static background images and underage kids
Wikipedia – you can change George W. Bush’s portrait to that of a monkey
Second Life – provides a valuable virtual space for people to get naked and have sex with strangers, stage protests with flying dildos
YouTube – upload Downfall parodies here, take them down here

